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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

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Dissecting Jamie Lee Curtis!

"I'm Laurie Strode's guardian angel." – JAMIE LEE CURTIS So how many of you bowed the icy throne of Fox's Scream Queens last week? Well, one of the many pleasant things about the show so far is how great homage...
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The Green Inferno (Movie Review)

PLOT: When a motley band of college activists travels to the Peruvian Amazon in order to help save a native tribe's plot of land, a near fatal plane crash plunges them all deep into a cannibalistic heart of darkness! REVIEW:...

TV Review: Scream Queens (Season 1, Episode 1)

EPISODE: HELL WEEK (PILOT) THE APPETIZER: As the brashest and bitchiest Kappa House sorority leader Chanel Oberlin (Emma Roberts) is taken down a peg by the new school dean Cathy Munsch (Jamie Lee Curtis), a devil-dressed maniac makes a murderous...

Some Kind Of Hate (Movie Review)

PLOT: When bullied teenager Lincoln Taggert is whisked away to a countryside reform camp, he inadvertently summons the ghost of a fellow bullied teenage girl who seeks gory vengeance on his behalf. REVIEW: With very little accredited preamble to speak...
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Top 10 Deadly Virus Flicks Part 2!

COOTIES. You hate ’em. I hate ’em. We all hate ’em. That said, the new horror comedy of the same name spreading around the globe this Friday looks to be like the most infectiously fun-filled deadly virus flick to come...

Dissecting Actor Michael Pare!

ACTOR MICHAEL PARE! This just in, Michael Pare is a cinematic pimp. Anyone disagree? Didn't think so. In addition to being one of the most underappreciated leading men we've ever seen, Pare has been one of the more prolific character...

The Visit (Movie Review)

PLOT: When a single mom goes on vacation with her new boyfriend, she sends her two young children to visit their estranged grandparents. When they arrive however, the old folks are not what they seem. REVIEW: 16 years it’s been...

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Landmine Goes Click (Movie Review)

PLOT: In one bout of revenge after another, a man who accidentally steps on an old landmine is forced to watch his buddy’s girlfriend get vilely violated in the most heinous of ways. If he makes so much as a...
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Top 10 Wes Craven Movie Kills!

Not sure about you, but we’re still reeling over the sudden death of Wes Craven last week. And no matter how much we try to pay heartfelt homage, it feels like no tribute is good enough to honor the great...

TV Review: Scream The Series (Season 1, Episode 10)

EPISODE: REVELATIONS THE DISH: It all ends here. After 9 weeks and 4 dead bodies, Emma finally unmasks the mysterioous Lakewood murderer. Who will it be? Who makes it out alive? WARNING: MINOR TO MAJOR SPOILERS BELOW. IF YOU HAVE...
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