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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

Poker Night (Movie Review)

PRE-ORDER POKER NIGHT HERE PLOT: When fresh-faced detective Jeter is taken hostage by masked pedophilic madman, he must conjure the lessons learned from his grizzled superiors during a poker game one night in order to escape. Shuffle up and deal!...
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Top 10 Witch Flicks!

So, who’s planning to patronize SEVENTH SON this weekend? Come on now, I know some of you out there are looking to adopt this odd looking bastard-child of sword-and-sorcery movies. More power to ya! The reunion of Maude (Moore) and...

Dissecting The Wachowskis!

THE WACHOWSKIS! Can you think of an American filmmaker, or filmmakers, who so unapologetically march to the beat of their own drum than Andy and Lana Wachowski? The Coens perhaps? Tarantino maybe? If so, the number has to be minimal…the...

Frankenstein Vs. The Mummy (Movie Review)

PLOT: Young medical philosopher Victor Frankenstein seeks to prove immortality by reanimating a corpse of various body parts and harvested organs. His Egyptologist girlfriend, Naihla, just discovered an ancient accursed mummified pharaoh that she's had delivered to campus for study....

Alien Outpost (Movie Review)

PLOT: During an apocalyptic fallout after Earth was invaded by aliens in 2021, a documentary crew follows a band of soldiers in the middle-east as they try to quell the alien resistance and rescue a captured comrade. REVIEW: After toiling...
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Top 10 Fatal Attractions!

Hey now, anyone else develop a torrid obsession with all these, well, torrid obsession movies that seem to drop every year? You know, the kind where a jilted lover of sorts can’t handle their rejection, completely unravels and devolves into...

TV Review: American Horror Story: Freak Show (Episode 13, Season Finale)

EPISODE: CURTAIN CALL THE SCOOP: As Dandy preps for his show-stopping debut performance, his naive new ownership erupts into a full-fledged, hyper-violent, balls-to-the-wall-freak-coup! Elsa escapes the madness and lands in Hollywood. The Following May Contain Minor-To-Major Spoilers. If You've Not...

Dissecting Actor Ethan Hawke!

ACTOR ETHAN HAWKE! Ethan Hawke is a damn good actor. And you know what? After growing up and honing his craft in mostly heartfelt indies and coming of age rom-coms and the like, take a close look, the Hawke has,...
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Top 10 Horror Movie Graveyards!

Happy New Year lads and lasses! Say, how many of you had a chance to WALK AMONG THE TOMBSTONES with badass Liam Neeson last fall? Well if you didn’t get a chance, I definitely recommend doing so, particularly if you...
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