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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

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Top 10 Horrific Man-Anmial Hybrids!

Dude, TUSK? What else is there to say other than…WTF?!? Personally speaking, even if I weren’t a lifelong Kevin Smith fan – in particular his sinister newfound collaborations with the great Michael Parks – the sheer insanity of the premise...
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Dissecting Director Adam Wingard!

DIRECTOR ADAM WINGARD! Say friends, how many of you plan to ring in the 2014 fall-horror-season by inviting THE GUEST into your purview this weekend? After-all, the flick is not only generating all sorts of buzz, but it comes from...
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Fall Preview! Top 15 Genre Flicks To See This Fall!

Ah, September. Not sure about you, but it always feels like a slight bummer when the ole’ seasonal change occurs…when we’re forced to pack-up the swimwear and sunscreen and pull-out the sweaters and schoolbooks. Oh well, ’tis inevitable. Of course,...
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Dissecting The Dowdle Brothers!

DREW AND JOHN ERICK DOWDLE! Yo! AS ABOVE, SO BELOW…how many of you got a chance to stumble down the dark and dank Parisian catacombs this past weekend? Was it worth it? Well whatever you thought about the flick, no one...
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Emma Roberts and Kiernan Shipka join prep-school horror February

Emma Roberts is becoming quite the scream queen… It’s been announced today that American Horror Story alumna Emma Roberts (pictured) will star in prep-school horror flick FEBRUARY. She’ll do so alongside Kiernan Shipka, who recently appeared in the successful lifetime...
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Peep the new poster and trailer for supernatural Seventh Son

Holy hell! Can you believe it’s been almost nine months to the day since having our last SEVENTH SON update? Well friends, all that changes this minute with the arrival of a new poster and trailer for the supernatural period-piece....
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Nacho Vigalondo’s Open Windows gets trippy new poster

Nacho Vigalondo's new experimental thriller OPEN WINDOWS – Starring Elijah Wood and Sasha Grey – just unrolled a trippy new one-sheet. See that sucker in full below! Hitting VOD October 2nd before a theatrical run starting November 7th: Oscar®-nominated writer-director...
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It Waits Below, written by Eric Red (Book Review)

Order IT WAITS BELOW Here PLOT: When a trio of salvage-extracting mariners are tasked with retrieving a lost treasure trove at the bottom of the Indian ocean, a band of thieving pirates isn't their only problem. An angry, asteroidal alien-life-form...
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