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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

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Dissecting Clive Barker!

“All I’ve ever wanted to do is darken the day and brighten the night.”– CLIVE BARKER So which do you dig on more, Clive Barker’s books or movies? Tough call right? After-all, few living legends in the world of horror...
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Top 10 So Bad They’re Good Genre Flicks!

Damn, doesn’t it seem like the summer blockbuster season starts earlier and earlier with each passing year?!? Here were are, it’s only mid-May, yet we’re already plunged dick deep in the time of mega-studio-tent-poles. Oh well, you know what that...
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Sx_Tape (Movie Review)

PLOT: When a young couple dumbly decides to record a sex tape in an abandoned abortion clinic, a nasty demonic entity from the past comes a calling. REVIEW: F*ck me! Just when I thought I couldn't detest a movie more...
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All Cheerleaders Die (Movie Review)

PLOT: When the head cheerleader at Black Foot High accidentally breaks her neck, a newly appointed girl unleashes a bizarre supernatural curse that soon threatens them all. REVIEW: After molding for us THE WOMAN, a competently made, almost-perfectly-pitched-black horror-comedy, Lucky...
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Dissecting Godzilla!

GODZILLA! Well well folks, the time is finally nigh! That gargantuan fire-breathing behemoth known as GODZILLA is all poised to destroy your local multiplex this weekend, and we here at AITH couldn’t be more stoked. Because let’s be honest, there...
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Top 10 Australian Sci-fi/Horror Flicks!

Quick, what’s the last good Australian horror flick you caught? Better yet, what’s your all time favorite genre joint imported from the land down under? Can you think of one? I only dare ask because, being such a big fan...
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Dissecting Director David Fincher!

DIRECTOR DAVID FINCHER! Can you think of a more skilled film director than David Fincher? Seriously. I don't mean a hyphenated writer/director, or an outright auteur filmmaker, but just as a flat-out visual storyteller, who's been better than Fincher over...
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The Sacrament (Movie Review)

PLOT: As both a personal mission and journalistic VICE piece, Patrick goes on a search to find his missing sister with his two friends Sam and Jake, only to happen upon a rural cult-commune lead by The Father. REVIEW: After...
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Chimeres (Movie Review)

PLOT: Alex and Livia are a French couple enjoying vacation in Romania. But when Alex is suddenly struck by a car one day, he slowly transmutes into fang-toothed ghoul with a thirst for human blood. How will Livia handle the...
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