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JLA is dying

I hate reporting on JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA news because let’s face it, the jokes write themselves. I prefer it when I really have to squeeze a quip out of a topic. Thankfully though, this time it looks like the...
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Johansson to direct

The last thing that I want is for someone as hot as Scarlett Johansson to move behind the camera, but if it’s just to direct a short segment in the upcoming project NEW YORK, I LOVE YOU then I guess...
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Smith’s Danger Rangers?

It’s taken a while, but apparently JoBlo.com favourite, Kevin Smith finally feels he’s worked up the sack to tackle a big flick with special effects and all that other stuff that makes Michael Bay sprout wood. The man spoke to...
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Abrams’ box

I know; this is a long ass month. And ducking CLOVERFIELD spoilers is like running along Omaha f*cking beach at the moment. If you’re a fan of JJ Abrams, or technology, or just awesome things in general, then you’ll want...
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Hudgens and Will

The nature of the universe doesn’t permit that indie cinema can physically slap logic in the face, so Vanessa Hudgens has done the next best thing by signing up to play a high-school social outcast in the coming-of-age drama WILL....
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Carrey sings Yes

Mild spoilers within… I remember for some reason, once commenting that Third Eye Blind were my favourite band and then immediately getting railed by a bunch of you. I’ve learned my lesson and I won’t repeat that. As a casual...
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Chipmunks 2. What?

God, I’m glad that I’m not a Dad yet. As such, this story goes out with much love to my good friend Mike Sampson. I had no idea, but apparently, as I write this, ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS could well...
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Noyce helms Mary

Phillip Noyce (PATRIOT GAMES) has been brought in to direct MARY QUEEN OF SCOTS, another period piece which surprisingly isn’t starring Keira Knightley, but Scarlett Johansson. The film will chronicle the life of young Mary, paying particular attention to the...
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Bettany and Bees

Millions and millions of dollars have been pumped into the writing and production of heist movies, but for a real good story you need only look so far as Paul Bettany, perpetrator of the world’s greatest ever smash and grab....
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Fight Club musical??

Dave Fincher is pretty much my favourite film-maker around; I’ve seen SE7EN more times than I can remember, FIGHT CLUB is my all-time favourite flick, and I’ve spent heated nights with film elitists defending ALIEN 3. So, when the man...
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