Jason Adams
Columnist
506 Articles Published

Favorite Movies: The Incredibles, Fight Club, Rushmore, True Romance, The Fountain, anything Kubrick, read more Hitchcock or Scorsese, The Big Lebowski, Seven Samurai, Say Anything, Anchorman, The Searchers, Hard Boiled, In The Mood For Love, La Dolce Vita, really really bad movies

Likes: Movies, drums, Monica Bellucci, Guinness, Pink Floyd, Calvin and Hobbes, getting read more hurt at concerts, sushi, Batman, Miles Davis, 1980's John Cusack, South Park, emulating Jack Tripper from Three's Company, providing more cowbell to Bruce Dickinson

Awfully Good: Winter’s Tale

Posted 12 years ago
Jason Goodbye 2014! You brought us many terrible movies, but one truly stands above the rest… Winter’s Tale (2014) Director: Akiva Goldsman Stars: Colin Farrell, Jessica Brown Findlay, Russell Crowe In a love story that spans a century, a runaway...

Awfully Good: ‘Twas The Night + A Christmas Story 2 (Video)

Posted 12 years ago
Jason 'Twas The Night (2001) Director: Nick Castle Stars: Bryan Cranston, Josh Zuckerman, Brenda Gate Walter White and his teenage sidekick steal Santa's sleigh in order to rob houses. After featuring a naked, mullet-sporting Bryan Cranston in last year's Thanksgiving-themed...

JoBlo Originals

Awfully Good: Jingle All The Way 2

Posted 12 years ago
Jason Good God, just look at that DVD cover. Hold me, Santa. I’m scared… Jingle All The Way 2 (2014) Director: Alex Zamm Stars: Larry The Cable Guy, Brian Stepanek, Santino Marella A broke redneck competes with his daughter’s rich...

Awfully Good: Santa With Muscles

Posted 12 years ago
Jason A month of bad holiday movies begins! Santa With Muscles (1996) Director: John Murlowski Stars: Hulk Hogan, Mila Kunis, Ed Begley Jr. A Scrooge-y millionaire gets amnesia and thinks he’s Santa Claus on a mission to save an orphanage....

Awfully Good: Free Birds + Leonard Part 6 (video)

Posted 12 years ago
Jason Happy turkey day everyone! I hope you're hungry for…   Free Birds (2013)   Director: Jimmy Hayward Stars: Owen Wilson, Woody Harrelson, Amy Poehler Two turkeys travel back in time to the first Thanksgiving to change the menu. From...

Awfully Good: Ultraviolet

Posted 12 years ago
Jason Katniss Everdeen isn’t the only badass female hero trying to take down a dystopian government… Ultraviolet (2006) Director: Kurt Wimmer Stars: Milla Jovovich, William Fichtner, Nick Chinlund In the distant future, a blood disease turns part of the population...

Awfully Good: Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd

Posted 12 years ago
Jason   Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003) Director: Troy Miller Stars: Eric Christian Olsen, Derek Richardson, Shia LeBeouf Before Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne were older and stupid, they were also younger and stupid. It’s not so...
JoBloJoBlo

Awfully Good: Feardotcom + Transylvania 6-5000 (Video)

Posted 12 years ago
Jason Feardotcom (2002) Director: William Malone Stars: Stephen Dorff, Natascha McElhone, Stephen Rea An evil website slowly drives its users insane until they die. And this was 10 years before Buzzfeed. Here's the best example of how stupid and terrible...
JoBloJoBlo

Awfully Good: The Howling III: The Marsupials + Blacula (Video)

Posted 12 years ago
Jason The Howling III: The Marsupials (1987) Director: Philippe Mora Stars: Imogen Annesley, Lee Biolos, Ralph Cotterill A sexy young marsupial-werewolf hybrid escapes from her demented family in the Australian outback, becomes a famous actress, gets impregnated by a human...
Load more articles

Horror Merch

Top 10 Movies

  1. Avengers: Doomsday
  2. Digger
  3. Dune: Part Three
  4. Street Fighter (2026)
  5. Resident Evil (2026)
  6. The End of Oak Street
  7. Onslaught
  8. Heart of the Beast
  9. Spaceballs: The New One
  10. I Play Rocky

Breaking News