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Favorite Movies: The Incredibles, Fight Club, Rushmore, True Romance, The Fountain, anything Kubrick, read more Hitchcock or Scorsese, The Big Lebowski, Seven Samurai, Say Anything, Anchorman, The Searchers, Hard Boiled, In The Mood For Love, La Dolce Vita, really really bad movies

Likes: Movies, drums, Monica Bellucci, Guinness, Pink Floyd, Calvin and Hobbes, getting read more hurt at concerts, sushi, Batman, Miles Davis, 1980's John Cusack, South Park, emulating Jack Tripper from Three's Company, providing more cowbell to Bruce Dickinson

Awfully Good: Godzilla: Final Wars

Posted 12 years ago

Jason I made a vow to myself in 1998 to never watch Roland Emmerich’s GODZILLA. I intend to keep that promise, so please enjoy this much more entertaining entry in the man-in-suit franchise… Godzilla: Final Wars (2004) Director: Ryûhei Kitamura...

Awfully Good: Super Mario Bros.

Posted 12 years ago

Jason After the passing of the awesome Bob Hoskins, we revisit the film he called “the worst thing I ever did”… Super Mario Bros. (1984) Director: Annabel Jankel, Rocky Morton Stars: Bob Hoskins, John Leguizamo, Dennis Hopper A female paleontologist...

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Awfully Good: The Amazing Spider-Man (1977)

Posted 12 years ago

Jason The Amazing Spider-Man (1977) Director: E.W. Swackhamer Stars: Nicholas Hammond, David White, Lisa Eilbacher When white people begin committing robberies and other crimes, it’s obvious that they’re simply under mind control and Spider-Man needs to find the true criminal...

Awfully Good: Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace

Posted 12 years ago

Jason TRANSCENDENCE was so bad it actually made me miss this movie… Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996) Director: Sam Firstenberg Stars: Matt Frewer, Austin O’Brien, Patrick Bergin Former gardener-turned-cyber deity Jobe is back once again to prove that Hollywood...

Awfully Good: Airplane Vs. Volcano

Posted 12 years ago

Jason Airplane Vs. Volcano (2014) Director: James Kondelik, Jon Kondelik Stars: James Oster, Dean Cain, Robin Givens JimmyO saves Superman. And some other stuff happens with an aircraft and some volcanoes. I love JoBlo film critic and resident stud James...

Awfully Good: Captain America (1990)

Posted 12 years ago

Jason Before THE WINTER SOLDIER and THE FIRST AVENGER there was… Captain America (1990) Director: Albert Pyun Stars: Matt Salinger, Ronny Cox, Ned Beatty Steve Rogers must save the world from Italian fascists and lousy production values. I hope you...

Awfully Good: Megiddo: The Omega Code 2

Posted 12 years ago

Jason Darren Aronofsky’s NOAH may take a few liberties with the Bible, but it’s still not as big a cinematic sin as… Megiddo: The Omega Code 2 (2001) Director: Brian Trenchard-Smith Stars: Michael York, Michael Biehn, R. Lee Ermey Only...

Awfully Good: Twilight: Breaking Dawn

Posted 12 years ago

Jason Go home, DIVERGENT. No other YA adaptation will ever touch the greatness of… TWILIGHT: BREAKING DAWN (2012) Director: Bill Condon Stars: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner Your typical love story. Now with 75% more rough sex, vampire decapitations...

Awfully Good: The Wraith

Posted 12 years ago

Jason Sorry, Aaron Paul. You might have a NEED FOR SPEED, but I’d rather go for a ride with… The Wraith (1986) Director: Mike Marvin Stars: Charlie Sheen, Sherilyn Fenn, Nick Cassavetes THE CROW meets KNIGHT RIDER meets DEATH PROOF....

Awfully Good: Turbulence

Posted 12 years ago

Jason Liam Neeson’s flight in NON-STOP is a first class joyride compared to… Turbulence (1997) Director: Robert Butler Stars: Ray Liotta, Lauren Holly, Brendan Gleeson A stewardess—excuse me, flight attendant—has the worst flight ever when a serial killer takes over...

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