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Favorite Movies: The Incredibles, Fight Club, Rushmore, True Romance, The Fountain, anything Kubrick, read more Hitchcock or Scorsese, The Big Lebowski, Seven Samurai, Say Anything, Anchorman, The Searchers, Hard Boiled, In The Mood For Love, La Dolce Vita, really really bad movies

Likes: Movies, drums, Monica Bellucci, Guinness, Pink Floyd, Calvin and Hobbes, getting read more hurt at concerts, sushi, Batman, Miles Davis, 1980's John Cusack, South Park, emulating Jack Tripper from Three's Company, providing more cowbell to Bruce Dickinson

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Awfully Good: Demons

Jason Demons (1985) Director: Lamberto Bava Stars:Natasha Hovey, Urbano Barberini, Paola Cozzo A group of people get trapped in a movie theater where the feature presentation turns them in to bloodthirsty monsters. A movie so bad it almost kills you?...
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Awfully Good: The Manitou

Jason The Manitou (1978) Director: William Girdler Stars: Tony Curtis, Susan Strasberg, Michael Ansara A woman discovers she has an ancient Indian man growing on her neck. Hilarity ensues! Every movie requires multiple levels of approval. A studio commissions a...
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Awfully Good: Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation

Jason Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1994) Director: Kim Henkel Stars: Matthew McConaughey, Renee Zellweger, Tonie Perensky Four teenagers heading home after prom crash their car and seek help from the wrong family. If you’ve heard of 1994’s TEXAS...
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Awfully Good: From Beyond

Jason It’s October… Time for a month of Awfully Good horror flicks! From Beyond (1986) Director: Stuart Gordon Stars: Jeffrey Combs, Barbara Crampton, Ken Foree Scientists build an experimental resonating machine to stimulate certain parts of the brain, but instead...
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Awfully Good: Showgirls 2: Penny’s From Heaven

Jason Showgirls 2: Penny’s From Heaven (2011) Director: Rena Riffel Stars: Rena Riffel, Glenn Plummer, Peter Stickles Penny, a minor character from the first SHOWGIRLS, is still working as a stripper but has big dreams… to be a star on...
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Awfully Good: Cutting Class

Jason Cutting Class (1989) Director: Rospo Pallenberg Stars: Brad Pitt, Jill Shoelen, Roddy McDowall Someone is murdering the students and staff at the local high school. But is it the stressed out jock… or the psycho killer just released from...
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Awfully Good: Killer Condom

Jason Killer Condom (1996) Director: Martin Walz Stars: Udo Samel, Peter Lohmeyer, Marc Richter “The rubber that rubs you out!” KILLER CONDOM is a strange beast. Despite every instinct your brain would suggest, it’s not your average high-concept horror movie....
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Awfully Good: xXx: State of the Union

Jason They waited nearly 10 years for Vin Diesel to return to the Riddick franchise. It’s a shame they didn’t do the same for this movie… xXx: State of the Union (2005) Director: Lee Tamahori Stars: Ice Cube, Samuel L....
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Awfully Good: So Undercover

Jason When she’s not grinding on Beetlejuice or scarring the Disney Channel for eternity, Miley Cyrus can also be found… So Undercover (2012) Director: Tom Vaughan Stars: Miley Cyrus, Jeremy Piven, Mike O’Malley A private investigator who’s, like, so rough-around-the-edges,...
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Awfully Good: Knowing

Jason With Edgar Wright’s THE WORLD’S END and the Nicolas Cage drama FROZEN GROUND out this weekend, an end-of-the-world Nicolas Cage movie only makes sense. Knowing (2009) Director: Alex Proyas Stars: Nicolas Cage, Rose Byrne, Liam Hemsworth Only astrophysicist Nicolas...
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