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Favorite Movies: The Incredibles, Fight Club, Rushmore, True Romance, The Fountain, anything Kubrick, read more Hitchcock or Scorsese, The Big Lebowski, Seven Samurai, Say Anything, Anchorman, The Searchers, Hard Boiled, In The Mood For Love, La Dolce Vita, really really bad movies

Likes: Movies, drums, Monica Bellucci, Guinness, Pink Floyd, Calvin and Hobbes, getting read more hurt at concerts, sushi, Batman, Miles Davis, 1980's John Cusack, South Park, emulating Jack Tripper from Three's Company, providing more cowbell to Bruce Dickinson

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Awfully Good: Sharknado

Jason In case you've been in a social media coma, the Syfy Channel released a movie called SHARKNADO last week and the Internet collectively shat itself. Sharknado (2013) Director: Anthony Ferrante Stars: Ian Ziering, Tara Reid, John Heard The first...
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Awfully Good: Jonah Hex

Jason As disappointing as THE LONE RANGER apparently is, let’s keep things in perspective… Jonah Hex (2010) Director: Jimmy Hayward Stars: Josh Brolin, Megan Fox, John Malkovich Some guy in desperate need of Neosporin gets all pissy after his family...
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Awfully Good: The Day After Tomorrow

Jason In between aliens and terrorists taking the WHITE HOUSE DOWN, Roland Emmerich made a scientific documentary you may have heard of… The Day After Tomorrow (2004) Director: Roland Emmerich Stars: Dennis Quaid, Jake Gyllenhaal, Killer Ice Global Warming is...
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Awfully Good: FoodFight!

Jason Pixar’s latest may not be their best movie, but it could be much, much worse… FoodFight! (2012) Director: Lawrence Kasanoff Stars: Charlie Sheen, Wayne Brady, Hillary Duff After the supermarket closes, the food comes to life! Which somehow leads...
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Awfully Good: Superman IV: The Quest for Peace

Jason Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987) Director: Sidney J. Furie Stars: Christopher Reeve, Gene Hackman, Mariel Hemingway Superman fights against nuclear weapons and bankruptcy. To understand exactly how SUPERMAN IV: THE QUEST FOR PEACE killed the Man of...
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Awfully Good: Superman III

Jason Superman III (1983) Director: Richard Lester Stars: Christopher Reeve, Richard Pryor, Robert Vaughn Superman must defeat his two greatest foes… Richard Pryor and Richard Lester. Who knew the Man of Steel’s real Kryptonite was comedy? SUPERMAN III is best...
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Review: This is the End

PLOT: Famous friends Seth Rogen, Jay Baruchel, James Franco, Jonah Hill, Craig Robinson and Danny McBride are all stuck together as they face the end of times. REVIEW: I'm torn. Not by this movie, which is hilarious and potentially one...
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Awfully Good: The Last Airbender

Jason The trailers for AFTER EARTH have done a pretty good job hiding any mention of director M. Night Shyamalan’s name. And with good reason… The Last Airbender (2010) Director: M. Night Shyamalan Stars: Noah Ringer, Jackson Rathbone, Dev Patel...
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Awfully Good: 2 Fast 2 Furious

Jason 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) Director: John Singleton Stars: Paul Walker, Tyrese Gibson, Eva Mendes Brian O’Conner must reconnect with an old flame in order to take down a drug kingpin and get his life back. Oh, how far...
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