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Favorite Movies: The Incredibles, Fight Club, Rushmore, True Romance, The Fountain, anything Kubrick, read more Hitchcock or Scorsese, The Big Lebowski, Seven Samurai, Say Anything, Anchorman, The Searchers, Hard Boiled, In The Mood For Love, La Dolce Vita, really really bad movies

Likes: Movies, drums, Monica Bellucci, Guinness, Pink Floyd, Calvin and Hobbes, getting read more hurt at concerts, sushi, Batman, Miles Davis, 1980's John Cusack, South Park, emulating Jack Tripper from Three's Company, providing more cowbell to Bruce Dickinson

Awfully Good: Skyscraper with Anna Nicole Smith

Jason Sure, Dwayne Johnson’s SKYSCRAPER may have a bigger budget, but it’s definitely missing two other big ingredients… Skyscraper (1996) Director: Raymond Martino Stars: Anna Nicole Smith, Richard Steinmetz, Charles M. Huber DIE HARD but with Playboy’s 1993 Playmate of...

Awfully Good: Theodore Rex

Jason Theodore Rex (1995) Director: Jonathan Betuel Stars: Whoopi Goldberg, George Newbern, Richard Roundtree A no-nonsense cop is forced to partner with a rookie dinosaur detective to stop another ice age. The story of how THEODORE REX came to exist...

Awfully Good: No Holds Barred

Jason I recently watched HBO’s fantastic documentary on Andre the Giant and seeing Hulk Hogan reminisce about the glory days of wrestling reminded me about… No Holds Barred (1989) Director: Thomas J. Wright Stars: Hulk Hogan, Kurt Fuller, Joan Severance...

Awfully Good: Lost in Space

Jason As Netflix prepares its LOST IN SPACE reboot, let’s hold hands and dance around the corpse of the version that starred Matt LeBlanc… Lost in Space (1998) Director: Stephen Hopkins Stars: William Hurt, Gary Oldman, Matt LeBlanc The Robinson...

Awfully Good: Johnny Mnemonic

Jason Before you strap on the goggles for Spielberg’s READY PLAYER ONE, let’s take a look at another virtual reality “classic”… Johnny Mnemonic (1995) Director: Robert Longo Stars: Keanu Reeves, Dina Meyer, Dolph Lundgren A digital courier carrying highly sensitive...

Awfully Good: Wakaliwood’s Who Killed Captain Alex?

Jason If you loved BLACK PANTHER and miss Wakanda, may we suggest the amazing cinema of Uganda… Wakaliwood’s Who Killed Captain Alex? (2010) Director: Isaac Nabwana Stars: Kakule William, Sserunya Ernest, G. Puffs Only the fearsome Captain Alex is man...

Awfully Good: Blankman

Jason Before BLACK PANTHER there was…HANCOCK. And then, I guess, BLADE. But before that there was…. Blankman (1994) Director: Mike Binder Stars: Damon Wayans, David Alan Grier, Robin Givens A nerdy inventor with a predisposal towards premature ejaculation becomes an...
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