Jim Law - JoBlo

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Favorite Movies: Braveheart, Se7en, Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Jaws, read more The Exorcist, Animal House, E.T., Aliens

Likes: Walking away from explosions in slow motion, Saturday afternoon matinees, the read more chicken pizziola, Alexander Keith's Pale Ale, Moreno's sounders, my son's Spider-Man obsession, when Ammon gets shitfaced, the fact that my mom doesn't know how to listen to podcasts, The Brew & View, anonymous movie delivery guy, The Asylum, Deep Voice Guy, pizza weekends, Pixar, The Fleck, when Keen rocks a beard, JoBlo & Arrow sleepovers, recording time, and ketchup.

Top 12 Favorite Personal Trainers

Posted 16 years ago

Not all our beloved movie heroes start out with the ability to kick ass. Sometimes they need practice, or a little guidance. Maybe even a music montage of sorts. Whatever the case, these lost souls need someone to show them...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN: When Horror Meets Porn

Posted 16 years ago

When Horror Meets Porn You’d think uniting these two forces would be a no-brainer. An epic marriage of blood curdling screams, unbreakable bondage, and terrifyingly massive erections. I’m not talking about “torture porn” here either, I’m talking about straight up...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN: Stop remaking Hitchcock!

Posted 16 years ago

Stop Remaking Hitchcock This isn’t about me trying to be some uptight film snob who feels he has the right to protect the classics. I’m just letting you know that the day you decide to remake a Hitchcock film is...

Top 10 Greatest Characters Ruined by Sequels

Posted 16 years ago

This shit happens all the time. You see a movie, fall in love with a certain character, wait for the sequel, and end up disappointed because they messed around with said character. This is strictly movie character to movie character,...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: Director Stuart Gordon is NOT DONE!

Posted 16 years ago

Stuart Gordon – NOT DONE! The first thing I did to research this article was enter “best horror directors” into the Google machine just to see where Stuart stood in the minds of my peers. Apparently he doesn`t exist. Of...

Top 10 Favorite Movie Moments in a Movie Theater

Posted 16 years ago

I literally thought of this topic about an hour ago and thought it would be cool. Then I started doing research and wanted to throw myself down an escalator. Do I mean fake films within films? No (or else ASSES...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: Attack of The Asylum!

Posted 16 years ago

Attack of The Asylum! First comes the concept, then the title, then the poster. Somewhere down the line there will be an actual film to make. It’s a method of madness that seems sketchy at best, perhaps a drunken brainstorm...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN: Last chance for Predators!

Posted 16 years ago

Predators: Do or Die I’m sure you’ve seen the new pictures by now. If you listened real close you could hear the collective vascular pitter-patter of a million hopeful fanboys staring at their monitors. And while there may be a...

Top 10 Reasons I’ve Never Paid for a Hooker

Posted 16 years ago

Movies have already taught me not to do heroin and to not pick up hitchhikers so now it’s time for a lesson that will help out my wallet, my family life, and the health of my penis. There are plenty...

Booze Talkin #25

Posted 16 years ago

The thing about The Thing… I’ve been known to shoot my mouth off all over this site about how untouchable John Carpenter’s THE THING is. Starting in March, somebody’s taking a giant shoe to my nuts and slapping my mouth...

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