Jim Law - JoBlo

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Favorite Movies: Braveheart, Se7en, Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Jaws, read more The Exorcist, Animal House, E.T., Aliens

Likes: Walking away from explosions in slow motion, Saturday afternoon matinees, the read more chicken pizziola, Alexander Keith's Pale Ale, Moreno's sounders, my son's Spider-Man obsession, when Ammon gets shitfaced, the fact that my mom doesn't know how to listen to podcasts, The Brew & View, anonymous movie delivery guy, The Asylum, Deep Voice Guy, pizza weekends, Pixar, The Fleck, when Keen rocks a beard, JoBlo & Arrow sleepovers, recording time, and ketchup.

Natalie Portman’s 10 Hottest Moments

Posted 15 years ago

There are very few women that have started out as teenage crushes and blossomed into full-blown awkward obsessions in Hollywood. Somewhere down the line they usually just stop being important. Natalie Portman is important. She’s held on to our hearts...

Top 10 Movie Jail Prisoners

Posted 16 years ago

A few weeks ago the great Chris Bumbray stopped by the JoBlo Movie Podcast to enlighten us with his vast theatrical adventures and, as things usually do, the conversation turned into random drunk debauchery. In the midst of that mess...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN: Are scary movies still scary?

Posted 16 years ago

Are Scary Movies Still Scary? I’ve been watching horror movies for thirty years and quite honestly can say they’ve had a big part in the type of person I am today. Oddly enough, it’s that sculpting of my personality that...

Top 10 Favorite Movie Cliques

Posted 16 years ago

I’ve come up with some difficult lists to fill in the past but this one might just take top prize. I tried to separate the gangs, groups, clubs, and teams from the standard social cliques and wound up drinking myself...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN: Will Devil Save M. Night Shyamalan?

Posted 16 years ago

Will Devil Save M. Night Shyamalan? It’s a question we seem to be asking every year. Will (insert new M. Night joint here) turn things around for the once fawned genre savior? Remember the Hitchcock comparisons? Remember when the cameos...

Top 10 Reasons I’ll Never Have a Mistress

Posted 16 years ago

I’ve already explained how movies taught me to never do heroin or pick up hitchhikers or poop in public or pay for hookers. Now it’s time to find out why my cinematic experiences have taught me to keep my dick...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: Will Animated Horror Ever Catch On?

Posted 16 years ago

Will Animated Horror Ever Catch On? I find it amazing that the horror genre hasn’t found it’s way to mainstream animation yet. Movies, novels, television, video games, and comics have all found a place for it in one form or...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: Must See Piranha 3-D.

Posted 16 years ago

Must See Piranha 3-D. During the onslaught of testosterone for THE EXPENDABLES and the geeky goodness of SCOTT PILRGIM hype this past week there was another little movie that I couldn’t quite get out of my head. PIRANHA 3-D is...

Top 10 Most Evil Movie Bugs

Posted 16 years ago

My brother is a pussy when it comes to spiders. My wife has come close to fainting at the sight of a stray centipede in the basement. Me, I’ll fuck em’ up. I’ve never had a problem with something that...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: Stupid f*cking monkey movies!

Posted 16 years ago

Stupid F*cking Monkey Movies! I checked out this new picture from the upcoming film, RISE OF THE APES and couldn’t help but want to punch somebody in the neck. The concept of this film is so utterly stupid I can’t...

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