Matt Withers
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Favorite Movies: In The Mouth of Madness, Tombstone, Zoolander, Out of Sight, Halloween, read more Contact, Hellraiser, Alien, Tron, American Beauty, Kill Bill Vol. 1, The Hangover, Inside, The Descent, Let The Right One In, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

Likes: My wife and kids, New Orleans Saints, Vegas, Hiking read more

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HORROR TEN SPOT: Pussy Ass Vampires #2

Posted 16 years ago
Oh goody. Another TWILIGHT movie hits us this week and once again we get a chance to explore just how f*cking lame you can make vampires. I’m like, soooo psyched! That said, this is not the first time that fangers...
JoBloJoBlo

HORROR TEN SPOT: Pussy Ass Vampires #1

Posted 16 years ago
Oh goody. Another TWILIGHT movie hits us this week and once again we get a chance to explore just how f*cking lame you can make vampires. I’m like, soooo psyched! That said, this is not the first time that fangers...
JoBloJoBlo

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Badass Genre Heroes

Posted 16 years ago
Ahh JONAH HEX, are you going to be another disappointing PG-13 crapfest that gives us even more reasons to make fun of Megan Fox, or are you gonna smack us all across the face and announce Josh Brolin as a...
JoBloJoBlo

HORROR TEN SPOT: Badass Genre Heroes #2

Posted 16 years ago
Ahh JONAH HEX, are you going to be another disappointing PG-13 crapfest that gives us even more reasons to make fun of Megan Fox, or are you gonna smack us all across the face and announce Josh Brolin as a...
JoBloJoBlo

HORROR TEN SPOT: Badass genre heroes #1

Posted 16 years ago
Ahh JONAH HEX, are you going to be another disappointing PG-13 crapfest that gives us even more reasons to make fun of Megan Fox, or are you gonna smack us all across the face and announce Josh Brolin as a...
JoBloJoBlo

SCRIPT REVIEW: Fright Night remake

Posted 16 years ago
Screenplay by: Marti NoxonRating: 7/10 Just got a chance to read the script for the FRIGHT NIGHT remake, and let me tell ya friends, it’s not nearly as bad as you might think. It’s not perfect by any means, but...
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HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Genetic Monster Mash-Ups

Posted 16 years ago
Genetic experimentation has always been fertile ground for horror because it is both possible, and provides a reasonably believable scenario where real life monstrosities could be unleashed upon the world. With SPLICE coming out with it’s high profile casting and...
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HORROR TEN SPOT: Genetic monster mash-ups #2

Posted 16 years ago
Genetic experimentation has always been fertile ground for horror because it is both possible, and provides a reasonably believable scenario where real life monstrosities could be unleashed upon the world. With SPLICE coming out with it’s high profile casting and...
JoBloJoBlo

HORROR TEN SPOT: Genetic monster mash-ups #1

Posted 16 years ago
Genetic experimentation has always been fertile ground for horror because it is both possible, and provides a reasonably believable scenario where real life monstrosities could be unleashed upon the world. With SPLICE coming out with it’s high profile casting and...
JoBloJoBlo

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Predator Kills

Posted 16 years ago
Nimrod Antal and Robert Rodriguez are going to try and pump some life back into the flagging Predator franchise this summer with PREDATORS, so it seems like a decent time to look back at some of the best kills the...
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The Best Sword and Sorcery Movies

Posted 1 week ago
We take a look at some of the best sword and sorcery movies, from hits like Conan the Barbarian to recent films like The Green Knight.