Mike Sampson

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Favorite Movies: The Shawshank Redemption, Jaws, Boogie Nights, Goodfellas, The Jerk, Raiders of read more the Lost Ark, The Untouchables (recent) 21 Grams, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Anchorman

Likes: German women, the VX-980 hair blower, my chest hair, fighting beach read more crime, my talking black Trans-Am...oh wait, that's David Hasselhoff

Babes, drugs, sex, violence and claymation in red-band Harold and Kumar trailer

Posted 14 years ago

Like yesterday’s PIRANHA 3DD trailer, this new red-band trailer for A VERY HAROLD AND KUMAR CHRISTMAS is not holding back at all. While I’m sure it doesn’t give away all of the film’s surprises, the trailer does boast a toddler...

Sony strikes a deal to make an Assassin’s Creed movie

Posted 14 years ago

After a month-long bidding war, Sony Pictures has emerged victorious, securing the movie rights to the popular Ubisoft video game “Assassin’s Creed.” Universal had been competing with Sony for the rights but Ubisoft eventually went with Sony because they were...

Matt Damon to make his directorial debut on a project he wrote with that guy from The Office

Posted 14 years ago

You knew it was coming eventually – The Matt Damon directed film. And, like Clooney before him, Damon is set to direct a film with “The Office” star John Krasinski. Damon and Krasinski co-wrote the script based on idea the...

The teaser for Piranha 3DD lives up to its name

Posted 14 years ago

PIRANHA 3DD is a real thing. It’s an actual movie that will be released by a major studio into theaters. It also seems to be made for people who thought PIRANHA 3D was the picture of restraint. This version returns...

No Daniel Radcliffe but creepy kids in this Woman in Black motion poster

Posted 14 years ago

The Daniel Radcliffe thriller THE WOMAN IN BLACK seems like it would be a perfect film for Halloween but instead it’s opening in February. Happy Valentine’s Day honey, let’s go get the shit scared out of ourselves at the movies!...

Criterion brings the King of the Monsters to Blu-ray with epic Godzilla discs

Posted 14 years ago

Godzilla is coming! Today Criterion has announced their long-rumored GODZILLA release and it’s a doozy. The Blu-ray and DVD sets will include new high-definition digital restorations of both 1954’s GOJIRA and the 1956 Raymond Burr Americanized version GODZILLA, KING OF...

MOVIE POLL # 726

Posted 14 years ago

Attack the Block getting remade, sequelized or possibly adapted into a TV show?

Posted 14 years ago

When all is said and done, ATTACK THE BLOCK will definitely find a spot on my Top 10 of 2011 list. But as far as continuing the world of ATB? I’m not sure I’m all for it. All that said,...

The trailer for Hostel 3 brings the torture business to Las Vegas

Posted 14 years ago

I kinda forgot that a HOSTEL 3 was in the works but not only is it in the works but it’s all done and set for release on DVD and Blu-ray this Christmas! (Wait, what?…) Yes HOSTEL, PART III will...

Exclusive: Preview the Darkest Hour comic book!

Posted 14 years ago

Starting today, the New York Comic-Con is going down in New York City (keep your eyes peeled on the site this weekend for Eric Walkuski’s updates) and one of the items that lucky NYCC attendees will be able to walk...

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