Mike Sampson

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Favorite Movies: The Shawshank Redemption, Jaws, Boogie Nights, Goodfellas, The Jerk, Raiders of read more the Lost Ark, The Untouchables (recent) 21 Grams, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Anchorman

Likes: German women, the VX-980 hair blower, my chest hair, fighting beach read more crime, my talking black Trans-Am...oh wait, that's David Hasselhoff

New Nine pics…3D?

Posted 17 years ago

Haha, sorry no 3D here. I just noticed the last two headlines on the site had “in 3D?” at the end and had to keep the trend going. And while another 9 numbered movie comes out in theaters next Friday,...

Iron Man in 3D?

Posted 17 years ago

Have you ever wanted to see Scarlett Johansson’s cleavage coming straight at you, so real you could touch it? Well you’re in luck. Ain’t It Cool is reporting that there is a very real possibility that IRON MAN 2 could...

Musketeers in 3D?

Posted 17 years ago

Paul WS Anderson (RESIDENT EVIL) has written and will produce an upcoming 3D version of the classic THREE MUSKETEERS tale for Constantin Films. The project looks to do for the MUSKETEERS what Robert Downey, Jr. and Guy Ritchie are doing...

MOVIE POLL # 498

Posted 17 years ago

Smurfs poster

Posted 17 years ago

Besides an obviously inappropriate crush on Smurfette and an obsession with the ColecoVision video game, I had little to no interest in the Smurf franchise as a kid. If I was gonna roll with some odd little forest creatures in...

Mother’s Day gets Mom

Posted 17 years ago

After a long search, director Darren Bousman has announced who will be playing the evil matriarch in MOTHER’S DAY and it’s an actress who’s no stranger to crazy women. Rebecca De Mornay, who creeped every the eff out in THE...

Review: FD4

Posted 17 years ago

“FD4 was granted lots of fun, but also a tad too dumb and half cocked” “The Arrow reviews The Final Destination”

Disney buys Marvel!

Posted 17 years ago

In a truly surprising Monday morning development, The Walt Disney Company announced that it has purchased Marvel Entertainment for the whopping price of $4 billion. According to the press release, “Disney will acquire ownership of Marvel including its more than...

Bad Boys 3? Hell naw!

Posted 17 years ago

After the release of the original TRANSFORMERS, I was riding high on a Michael Bay resurgence. Though he was responsible for what I consider one of the worst action movies I’ve ever seen (ARMAGEDDON), I felt some of his later...

Cage gets Angry in 3D

Posted 17 years ago

Nicolas Cage has signed on to star in DRIVE ANGRY, an upcoming revenge thriller to be shot in 3D. Patrick Lussier, who had a good deal of success with MY BLOODY VALENTINE 3D earlier this year, will direct the film...

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