Mike Sampson

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Favorite Movies: The Shawshank Redemption, Jaws, Boogie Nights, Goodfellas, The Jerk, Raiders of read more the Lost Ark, The Untouchables (recent) 21 Grams, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Anchorman

Likes: German women, the VX-980 hair blower, my chest hair, fighting beach read more crime, my talking black Trans-Am...oh wait, that's David Hasselhoff

Review: You’re Next (Fantastic Fest)

Posted 15 years ago

PLOT: A family reunites for their parents 35th anniversary at a secluded home in the woods. As their own tensions and sibling rivalries begin to mount, they must unite against a new enemy – a group of masked assailants who...

Netflix signs DreamWorks Animation to a first-look streaming deal

Posted 15 years ago

Looking for some positive PR after their many recent controversies, Netflix today announced a new deal with DreamWorks Animation that would bring them exclusive rights to all the studios films starting in 2013. The deal is the first time a...

Jack and Jill poster is here and I’m still hoping this movie is a joke

Posted 15 years ago

If you saw the trailer for the upcoming Adam Sandler “comedy” JACK AND JILL, you were probably left with a lot of questions. The first, and most obvious, would be, “Why God, why?” Followed up shortly by, “Is this actually...

Review: The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence).

Posted 15 years ago

PLOT: A mentally disabled parking garage attendant from England is obsessed with the movie THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE. He watches it at work, creates scrapbooks and even masturbates to it using sandpaper. Not content to just be a film lover, he...

Casey Affleck to play the archangel Gabriel in Paradise Lost

Posted 15 years ago

After taking some time off from acting to follow his brother-in-law around in an attempt to make some dopey documentary, Casey Affleck is ready to return to the big screen. He has a supporting role in this November’s TOWER HEIST...

Exclusive: Red-Band Killer Elite trailer features action & boobs!

Posted 15 years ago

I’m a little jealous of our friend Chris Bumbray who got to spend the past two weeks in Toronto for the Toronto Film Festival. He saw a ton of awesome movies up north and tomorrow we’ll be posting his TEN...

Previewing Fantastic Fest 2011!

Posted 15 years ago

This year I’m making my first excursion to Austin for Fantastic Fest and I couldn’t be happier. Normally, I’m not much of a film festival guy (a little too stuffy for me) but considering Fantastic Fest bills itself as a...

Steve Martin’s advice to Eddie Murphy on hosting the Oscars

Posted 15 years ago

Once upon a time, comedy legends Steve Martin and Eddie Murphy co-starred in a movie together – BOWFINGER – that most people forgot, which is strange because it’s probably the funniest movie both of these guys have made in the...

The Book of Mormon movie not nearly as imminent as you were lead to believe

Posted 15 years ago

Earlier this month, Entertainment Weekly reported an “exclusive” that a movie based on the insanely popular musical “Book of Mormon” was “definitely” happening. This despite the fact the news was based on quotes from creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone...

Hey eh, check out the new Goon trailer

Posted 15 years ago

There’s probably some law against admitting this here on JoBlo.com, a Canadian-based site whose northern contingent is very devoted to their hockey, but I’m not much of a puck man myself. My knowledge of hockey is limited to NHL ’94...

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