Mike Sampson

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Favorite Movies: The Shawshank Redemption, Jaws, Boogie Nights, Goodfellas, The Jerk, Raiders of read more the Lost Ark, The Untouchables (recent) 21 Grams, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Anchorman

Likes: German women, the VX-980 hair blower, my chest hair, fighting beach read more crime, my talking black Trans-Am...oh wait, that's David Hasselhoff

Top 10 Biggest Overeating Scenes

Posted 16 years ago

Today is Thanksgiving and you know what that means. Yes, Jim Law has the day off and I’m filling in for him. It also means sitting in traffic, fighting with relatives, drinking too much, watching football and eating way, way...

Superman to solve crises in West Africa in next film?

Posted 16 years ago

It was during a conversation about Batman that David Goyer revealed to Christopher Nolan that he had an idea on how to crack the code for the perfect SUPERMAN movie. Is it possible that his idea was to send Superman...

Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp bring the sexy in new Tourist pics

Posted 16 years ago

It used to happen all the time in the golden age of cinema but lately it’s not often we see two top A-listers, one male and one female, starring in a movie together. There’s usually one star and then the...

Skyline producers surprised to hear their movie sucked

Posted 16 years ago

Let’s face it: SKYLINE is not a very good movie. It’s currently at 14% on Rotten Tomatoes and likely a frontrunner for some Razzies consideration. But all this comes as a surprise to the film’s producers Liam O’Donnell and Joshua...

Cool Videos: Pixar promises It Gets Better

Posted 16 years ago

I’m not sure when I saw the first “It Gets Better” video but it was probably in the aftermath of the incident at Rutgers University; a particularly troubling incident for me as it took place in my backyard and at...

What is Neill Blomkamp up to? A new tease gives us hints…

Posted 16 years ago

Neill Blomkamp is carefully working on his follow-up to DISTRICT 9, allegedly titled ELYSIUM. Trouble is, we know almost nothing about that film, including when it may begin filming. But Slashfilm uncovered a Blomkamp video in the new iPad version...

Fantastic Four almost made Jessica Alba quit acting

Posted 16 years ago

So as the headline says, filming FANTASTIC FOUR (or more specifically RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER) made Jessica Alba want to quit acting. What a coincidence, it made me want to quit watching movies! In the same article in which...

Zombieland writers kill an old lady in their directorial debut

Posted 16 years ago

Have Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick successfully cloned themselves? The ZOMBIELAND writers have been on a genre script tear since their first hit film, since writing VENOM, GI JOE 2, DEADPOOL and COWBOY NINJA VIKING. Unhappy with just writing awesome...

What Did You Think? We want your Deathly Hallows review!

Posted 16 years ago

In a little experiment, we had two of our writers – one huge HARRY POTTER fan (Jenna Busch) and one non-fan (Chris Bumbray) – attend DEATHLY HALLOWS screening to see if there was any disparity in their thoughts on the...

First look at Karl Urban as Judge Dredd

Posted 16 years ago

For me, if you’re trying to make a JUDGE DREDD film, you get one chance. If you f*ck up that chance, well, step aside and make room for WONDER WOMAN or THE FLASH or one of the other hundred or...

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