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Miller talks Sin2, again

It seems like every other month we hear Frank “the man who made Batman hate Superman” Miller talk about why SIN CITY 2 is being delayed. This entry into the Miller “Sin City Developmental Hell” chronicles shows Miller badmouthing the...
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Long Weekend starts

I have to write stories about remakes so often that I’ve pretty much run out of witty ways to write a lead to these stories – this business is a sick and repetitive animal, and the only way to keep...
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Whiteout poster!

There aren’t many women who do to me what Kate Beckinsale can, which is having me run for the nearest bottle of lotion and some private space. And if the picture of Beckinsale is hot enough, the private space is...
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Death Race casting!

I know Paul W.S. Anderson may not be the most popular director working these days but hang in there – it will all be over soon enough. News coming out of Comic-Con is that Anderson has done some more casting...
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Crocs vs. Sharks

There are some ideas that I came up with when I was 5 years old that I never thought would become movies, simply because they are so simple and downright silly that no self-respecting adult would sink millions of millions...
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Ocean update!

Cult favorite, Dante Tomaselli ( HORROR ), has made a career out of scaring people. So when the man has this to say about his upcoming aquatic horror film THE OCEAN, we’d better listen: “With drowning and underwater death scenes...
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New RE trailer!

Those sneaky mofos over at Yahoo Movies have put up the brand new trailer for RESIDENT EVIL: EXTINCTION , and you check out the trailer by going HERE. On a scale of 1-10 I’d say this trailer is a solid...
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Shark Swarm coming!

We’ve all seen a few shark movies that aren’t titled JAWS and we know how they usually turn out – sucking to high hell. A new shark movie is coming to the small screen and just might live up to...
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1-18-08 title?

It’s time for your daily 1-18-08 news (…must…not…trash…marketing blitz). This time the news comes in the form of an official title, so it won’t be called 1-18-08 or CLOVERFIELD or IT’S GONNA BE A MAJOR DISAPPOINTMENT (okay, that last one...
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Depp a vamp?

In a move that makes a scary amount of sense to me, Johnny Depp will be playing a vampire in an upcoming project. As if SWEENY TODD wasn’t enough blood for Depp he will be tackling the character of Barnabas...
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