Paul Tassi

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Favorite Movies: Memento, Battle Royale, American Psycho, Gladiator, The Orphanage, Sunshine, The Ring, read more The Prestige, A New Hope, The Last Crusade, Snatch, Fight Club, 300, Evil Dead 2, The Matrix, 500 Days of Summer, The Lion King, Shaun of the Dead, The Dark Knight, Love Actually, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Likes: Macaroni and Cheese, Pen and Ink, Soccer and Tennis, Halo and read more Smash Bros, Rum and Coke, Mila Kunis and Kristin Kreuk

The Fake Criterion Collection

Posted 16 years ago

Most of you will know the Criterion Collection, the DVD series that takes famous film and repackages them in artsy ways for all you hardcore collectors out there. But I just found this website, which has created a series of...

Cool Videos: I’m Bruce Willis

Posted 16 years ago

Yes, I suppose this is in fact “old” but I just found it today, so it’s new to me, and I think it’ll be new to many of you as well. A rapper called Jeep Cherokee recorded a song about...

Halle Berry shooting for Oscar again in Frankie and Alice trailer

Posted 16 years ago

How do you go from being an Oscar winner to starring in GOTHIKA, CATWOMAN and PERFECT STRANGER to now being Oscar bait yet again? Let’s spin the roulette wheel of disabilities until we get to… Autism… Schizophrenia… Nope, we’ve landed...

Disney originally hated Depp’s “gay” Jack Sparrow

Posted 16 years ago

If you need further proof that corporate overlords often don’t know shit, look no further than this rather interesting and informative interview Vanity Fair did with Johnny Depp recently. He details how the now famous Jack Sparrow character wasn’t resonating...

Kellan Lutz wants to be our new Bourne

Posted 16 years ago

Yes, he may be all the rage with Twilight fans and Perez Hilton, but the majority of us haven’t gotten to know Kellan Lutz terribly well. But now he’s pushing hard to be our next big action star, and he’s...

Just Go With it Poster sums up Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler’s current careers

Posted 16 years ago

I can’t remember the last time I looked at a poster, and almost felt pity for those involved as Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler’s movie quality has already been uh, lackluster as of, I don’t know, the last ten years....

Kevin Smith finds his hockey goon for Hit Somebody

Posted 16 years ago

It’s no secret that Kevin Smith has been hunting for a lead for his hockey comedy HIT SOMEBODY for quite some time now, and was pretty bummed out when Seann William Scott jumped ship for Jay Baruchel’s similarly themed movie...

Michael Bay says shut up, Transformers 3’s 3D looks just fine

Posted 16 years ago

It’s no surprise that the studio forced Michael Bay to change his tune on 3D to make the next installment in the hugely profitable TRANSFORMERS series to be a 20-30% more hugely profitable, but a recent report from IESB said...

Richard Kelly has a screenplay for an animated Southland Tales prequel

Posted 16 years ago

Poor Richard Kelly. The man broke onto the scene with DONNIE DARKO becoming a huge cult classic for a number of years, although far AFTER its theatrical release. Later he tried going more commercial with THE BOX, which disappointed both...

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