Paul Tassi

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Favorite Movies: Memento, Battle Royale, American Psycho, Gladiator, The Orphanage, Sunshine, The Ring, read more The Prestige, A New Hope, The Last Crusade, Snatch, Fight Club, 300, Evil Dead 2, The Matrix, 500 Days of Summer, The Lion King, Shaun of the Dead, The Dark Knight, Love Actually, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Likes: Macaroni and Cheese, Pen and Ink, Soccer and Tennis, Halo and read more Smash Bros, Rum and Coke, Mila Kunis and Kristin Kreuk

Duncan Jones’ Source Code gets an official synopsis

Posted 16 years ago

Fans of MOON are understandably pumped from director Duncan Jones’ next project, SOURCE CODE, which stars Jake Gyllenhaal, Vera Farmiga and Michelle Monaghan, but specific details have been scarce so far. But now we have a full length, exceptionally detailed...

Michael Moore wants more actors to run for office

Posted 16 years ago

No, we never really talk about politics really on JoBlo, and I’m not planning on starting any great debates now. But I did catch a bit of an interview with filmmaker Michael Moore speculating on how Democrats can get their...

Rumor du jour: Zac Efron in talks for Akira?

Posted 16 years ago

I wouldn’t post this if it was a tabloid-induced OMG MILEY CYRUS IS BATGIRL rumor, but this is somewhat more plausible. Slashfilm reports that they’ve heard that Zac Efron is in talks for the lead in Albert Hughes’ live action...

MGM trying to bring Bond back to life by 2012

Posted 16 years ago

Well we knew he couldn’t stay dead forever, and even though there was talk of any future Bond movies being on indefinite hiatus because of MGM’s plight, it was clear he would return at some point. But it might be...

Halle Berry has giant fake boobs for Truth or Dare

Posted 16 years ago

Well if that headline didn’t get you to click I don’t know what will, but I am sad to say you probably won’t find what you’re looking for here. Rather, these are set pics snapped from Halle Berry’s latest comedy,...

CAST THIS: Snow White

Posted 16 years ago

With two dueling projects competing to be the best live-action rendition of the classic tale, I figured it was time to write this column. Snow White most know as the classic Disney animated film, but now two films are taking...

Wolf Creek 2 coming with more Australian mayhem

Posted 16 years ago

I had heard high praise for WOLF CREEK a few years ago, so I decided to check it out. Good original horror is hard to find, and the promise of an Australia-based slasher seemed intriguing to say the least. For...

The Arrow’s horror short The Red Hours now posted online

Posted 16 years ago

You know him and love him, but some of you might not know our own John Fallon, aka The Arrow, is actually a horror director in addition to being an enthusiast. He’s just posted his latest project online for our...

Cool Videos: Commando: The Musical

Posted 16 years ago

Alright, not a whole lot of news at the moment so it’s COOL VIDEO TIME! You love it. No matter how many of these singing Arnold/Stallone videos I see, they always make me laugh, and this new one which remakes...

Amber Heard finds a starring vehicle in The Applicant

Posted 16 years ago

I’m not saying Amber Heard doesn’t DESERVE a fanbase, but I’m just not quite sure where it came from, or why any time I do a Cast This column, she’s always suggested a million times. Previously, she’s had bit parts...

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