Paul Tassi

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Favorite Movies: Memento, Battle Royale, American Psycho, Gladiator, The Orphanage, Sunshine, The Ring, read more The Prestige, A New Hope, The Last Crusade, Snatch, Fight Club, 300, Evil Dead 2, The Matrix, 500 Days of Summer, The Lion King, Shaun of the Dead, The Dark Knight, Love Actually, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Likes: Macaroni and Cheese, Pen and Ink, Soccer and Tennis, Halo and read more Smash Bros, Rum and Coke, Mila Kunis and Kristin Kreuk

Japan’s Paranormal Activity gets a trailer, is probably worse than ours

Posted 16 years ago

So yes, Japan is the country that’s probably produced more good horror flicks per capita than any other, and we’re constantly remaking their best ones, but what happens when they try to adapt one of OUR hits? PARNORMAL ACTIVITY 2:...

Has Transformers 3 revealed its subtitle?

Posted 16 years ago

I’m sure you’ve all been dying to know what the subtitle for TRANSFORMERS 3 is going to be, and how it could ever top REVENGE OF THE FALLEN? Here goes: TRANSFORMERS: THE DARK OF THE MOON Yuppp. Not sure what...

Fox turning Hitch into a TV series

Posted 16 years ago

Well Will Smith may have disappeared from acting recently, but his work lives on. Fox just won a bidding war to make HITCH into an hour-long TV show on their network. Seriously, there was a bidding war to turn HITCH...

Behind the scenes of picking Snyder for Superman, plus a plot?

Posted 16 years ago

The big story of the week is that from a laundry list of great directors, Chris Nolan and Warner Bros picked 300 and WATCHMEN’s Zack Snyder to head up the new project. Most of us think that’s a pretty damn...

First trailer for The Tempest is a sensory and talent overload

Posted 16 years ago

Wow, was not expecting that. The first trailer for Julie Taymor’s THE TEMPEST has been released, and with it comes the most CGI ever brought the Shakespeare adaptation. It stars Helen Mirren as a gender-flipped Prospera, but the massive cast...

OK guys, Shia LaBeouf PROMISES Transformers 3 won’t suck

Posted 16 years ago

I like Shia LaBeouf for the sole reason he’s not afraid to say his movies are shit when they are in fact, shit. He’s done so notably about TRANSFORMERS 2 and INDIANA JONES 4, but now, what to think when...

First Burke and Hare trailer springs to life

Posted 16 years ago

I didn’t realize this project was already far along enough to spawn a trailer, but today we have are first spot for BURKE AND HARE, the Andy Serkis and Simon Pegg comedy about a real-life pair of graverobbers (and eventually...

A new glance at some gods in Empire’s Thor issue

Posted 16 years ago

The new print issue of Empire is out, and it’s all about that handsome god of thunder THOR. We get to see a few new shots (via HeyUGuys) of Chris Hemsworth in costume, making us say Alexander Skarsgaa-who? And the...

Full length True Grit trailer truly grittier than the first

Posted 16 years ago

Last week, we saw the first teaser trailer out of TRUE GRIT, the Coen Brothers latest attempt to land a few more Oscars, and it did impress. But now we have a full length spot for the film (via Yahoo!)...

First trailer for Death Race 2 sideswipes us out of nowhere

Posted 16 years ago

Can a movie be both a prequel and a sequel at the same time? I guess so, when you’re too lazy to think of an appropriate subtitle. Rather than DEATH RACE: ORIGINS or DEATH RACE: THE BEGINNING, we just have...

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