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Favorite Movies: Star Wars (all), Pulp Fiction, Godfather (all), Indiana Jones (all), Shawshank read more Redemption, Almost Famous, Fight Club, Empire of the Sun, Top Gun, Braveheart

Likes: The Kansas Jayhawks, border collies, Woodchuck cider, women in schoolgirl outfits, read more Seinfeld, The Beatles, Bob Dylan, Tom Cruise, Romeo Y Julieta Cigars, pouring liquor out for my homies and A.L.F.

Show Us Your Shit #11

Posted 18 years ago

This latest column on the DVD CLINIC asks YOU to be participate and yes, ladies and germs….SHOW US YOUR SHIT!! If you’ve got a cool collection of DVDs, movie posters, toys, comic books, figurines, an awesome home theater set-up that...

C’mon Hollywood #150

Posted 18 years ago

… enough with the TV show remakes! by Sturdy “New Rule: If you’re going to insist on making movies based on crappy, old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see...

Quiz: Hotties!

Posted 18 years ago

PLAY OUR HOTTIES: THE NEW GENERATION QUIZ NOW!! < sample question below> < sample question below> This DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES hottie is probably the only female cast member that hasn’t had thousands of dollars of plastic surgery. Marcia Cross Andrea Bowen...

Show Us Your Shit #10

Posted 18 years ago

C’mon Hollywood #149

Posted 18 years ago

… enough with the crappy remakes! by Sturdy The remaking of old movies has been a common trend in Hollywood for years now. It’s an obvious complaint, but with the recent announcement of a Elm Street remake , I think...

Show Us Your Shit #9

Posted 18 years ago

C’mon Hollywood #148

Posted 18 years ago

… stop making those ridiculous spoof movies! by Sturdy Over the years, I’ve gotten a lot of suggestions for column ideas. Most of them are of the “we need more of (insert obscure actor’s name here)” nature, but the weird...

C’mon Hollywood #147

Posted 18 years ago

… make a decent dragon movie, or stop making bad ones! by Sturdy I think fantasy films are the hardest genre of films to make. By the time you build the mythology, establish the world, build interesting characters and then...

Show us your Shit #8

Posted 18 years ago

C’mon Hollywood #146

Posted 18 years ago

… what’s with the recent movie titles? by Sturdy Do you think that a movie’s name has any type of impact on the movie’s success? In some cases, I think it has a minor impact, but THE GODFATHER 2 wouldn’t...

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