Horror Movie Reviews

Black Ops (Movie Review)

Posted 6 years ago

PLOT: After a Black Ops team completes a vague mission in a nondescript European country, they become trapped in a haunted stairwell on a continuous-time loop. I wanted something in the vein of BUTTERFLY EFFECT, but all I got was...

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Darkness Falls (Movie Review)

Posted 6 years ago

PLOT: A pair of father and son serial killers are going around offing women under the guise of suicide. After murdering the wife of a detective (who seems to have never been involved in policing), he becomes hellbent on not...

Evil Dead 2 Escape Room (Review)

Posted 6 years ago

PLOT: Set in an alternate timeline where Ash, along with the entire Knowby cabin, gets sucked into the vortex at the end of part two. In present-day Seattle, the cabin has re-appeared; you and your friends must explore this time-skipping...

8 aka The Soul Collector (Movie Review)

Posted 6 years ago

PLOT: A cursed older man must collect souls and feed the demon kept in his over-sized leather sack. An unsuspecting family moves onto the farm, he is occupying, and as one would suspect when it comes to sack-demons, things do...

The Dead Lands: Season 1 (TV Review)

Posted 6 years ago

PLOT: A cocky yet resilient Maori warrior must stop the minor issue of the dead rising and figure out how to save the world from the oncoming apocalypse. Sounds good in theory, right? LOWDOWN: To be completely honest, I’ve been...

Proximity (Movie Review)

Posted 6 years ago

PLOT: When a dorky kid (Ryan Masson) encounters an alien while out on a hike, he must go on a soulful journey to prove the existence of extraterrestrial life. LOWDOWN: Though I was intrigued by the trailer for PROXIMITY (WATCH...

You Die (Movie Review)

Posted 6 years ago

PLOT: After lending a complete stranger her phone, Asia (Erica Landolfi) becomes stuck with a new augmented reality app that lets you see the dead. The only downside is that it kills you after twenty-four hours. The lesson here is...

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50 States Of Fright: The First 3 Episodes (TV Review)

Posted 6 years ago

PLOT: A lumberer and his money-hungry wife go through an “incident.” Sorry, but that’s all I can say. The less you know, the better. LOWDOWN: 50 STATES OF FIGHT has been on my radar for a while now. How could...

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Sea Fever (Movie Review)

Posted 6 years ago

PLOT: An awkward yet brilliant marine biology student goes out on a fishing haul for the sake of science and school. Once the trawler becomes suspiciously marooned, things go from bad to f*cked when it becomes clear that a sea...

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Into the Dark: Pooka Lives (Movie Review)

Posted 6 years ago

PLOT: A group of childhood friends accidentally create a Creepypasta internet challenge based on the toy Pooka (think a low-rent Furby). It goes as well as you’d expect. Spoilers, not well. LOWDOWN: I was a cord-cutter before it was cool....