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Lohan in…Machete?

I can understand that when you’re a once-promising actress who’s been -a bit deservedly- dragged in the mud by every gossip outlet on the planet AND you snubbed a part in THE HANGOVER which grossed over $250M domestic, you’d want...
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Twohy talks Riddick 3

Two things Vin Diesel should learn from these least few years: Fans don’t like him trying to go all serious, and CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK was no PITCH BLACK. The first lesson he DID learn, hence his triumphant and lucrative return...
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JC Superstar Remake

I’m definitely not a musicals fan, but as much as I try to mind-trick the damn genre into oblivion, it’s just inevitably back in full force and apparently here to stay for a while. Unless the upcoming Singing-Spidey bombs so...
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Supes goes Matrix?

With that recent lawsuit forcing WB to come up with a new Superman project by 2011, the studio is apparently in full-panic mode and the title is again sizzling-hot with top priority status. The folks from IESB, usually pretty much...
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Crudup weds Roberts

10 years after he played Stillwater’s lead guitar Russell Hammond, I’m still waiting for Billy Crudup to get the leading man status and roles he seemed destined for. Dr.Manhattan doesn’t count; if Andy Serkis couldn’t get an Oscar for Gollum,...
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Bruck’s Robot War

Another day, another “World Against Machines” movie. Seriously, there was a time I would’ve been drooling over such news, but I’m on the bummed-out bandwagon after TF2 and McG’s valiant-yet-futile SALVATION. At least no one’s remaking ROBOT JOX. Yet. Anyhoo,...
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Rosario Washington?

Frank Miller probably isn’t done with movies yet, so hopefully his first “solo” effort will have been nothing but a fluke. And a bad memory. One movie he seems keen on doing is about his own MARTHA WASHINGTON. And according...
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Lords Day coming

Terrorists taking over the British House of Lords have to contend with one parliament member who happens to be a former special ops. Think DIE HARD: WITH A CRUMPET. That is the premise of THE LORDS DAY, courtesy of screenwriter...
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3 more for Battle LA

I was sincerely beginning to fear the cool-sounding BATTLE: LOS ANGELES would wind up in the dreaded development hell category, so hearing concrete casting news about it brings a little sunshine in my day. Aaron Eckhhart will thus be flanked...
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Crowe for 3 Days

I know why Paul Haggis’ CRASH go so lambasted after receiving it’s potentially overrated acclaim from the Oscars: Tony Danza only got 30 seconds of screen time. Somebody make a Who’s The Boss movie already!! Okay, please don’t. Really. Haggis...
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