According to InTouch Weekly, Jessica Biel and her monumentally epic ass will be replacing recovering slutoholic Lindsay Lohan in the upcoming dramedy A WOMAN OF NO IMPORTANCE. Lohan, it seems, is too committed to purging the demons that have made her a tabloid mainstay to keep the rigorous 1pm to 5pm shooting schedule to which she’s become accustomed. Further, her ongoing rehabilitation coupled with her recent bout of phantom surgery (a phantom appendectomy, to be exact) have left her so emotionally and psychologically shattered, she’s quite literally incapable of assuming any more responsibilities. Co-stars Annette Bening and Sean Bean, however, are still attached. Biel can next be seen in the sci fi thriller NEXT and the Adam Sandler comedy I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK AND LARRY.
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