Blonde Ambition trailer

By James Thoo

Posted 19 years ago

Earlier today, Ben gave you his nomination for the best trailer of the year so far. In the spirit of things, I’m going to present to you my nomination for the worst trailer of the year. Now, its important to note that I’m not bashing the movie here, for all I know, this flick could be spectacular. And to be honest, I hope it is because I can’t bear to think that Luke Wilson has fallen so far. Plus, there’s every chance my girlfriend is going to make me watch this sucker. I just don’t think it should be that difficult to promote a Jessica Simpson movie, I mean it’s a Jessica Simpson movie! The promotion strategy should have a very clear focus here. Or two very clear focuses, if you know what I mean. On a positive note, Rachel Leigh Cook is back, so that’s cool. The last time I saw her, she was getting me through THE BIG EMPTY. On a negative note, Andy Dick is back too. But the bottom line? I hope this movie is awesome.

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The question remains: will Jessica Simpson be capable of making a good a movie? After watching to her newest movie BLONDE AMBITION, the answer also remains: not bloody likely.

Ashlee’s sister plays a small town girl trying to make it in the big city, who becomes the pawn of two corporate flunkies in their bid to oust a CEO. Andy Dick and Penelope Ann Miller play the lackies, and Luke Wilson shows up yet again as the one guy who truly understands her.

What Jessica needs is a nice auteur who sees a fragile soul hiding behind her barbie doll image, who is willing to evoke it in a subtle, ambiguous art-house flick, kind of like what PT Anderson did for Adam Sandler. Until then, we’re just better off waiting for her next Maxim spread. Check the trailer out HERE.

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