Warner Bros. gave us a batch of stills from their Dark Castle release ORPHAN, which opens on JULY 24th. As you can see, there’s something wrong with Esther. Aside from the fact that she’s just creepy in a general sort of way.
ORPHAN has of course generated some controversy with its “how can you love an adopted child as much as your real one?” angle. For their part, Warner Bros. thinks this is an important issue, as its bringing awareness to their boring-looking generic horror movie. But only you can make a difference.
If you want to know how I really feel about ORPHAN (and its leading lady’s ass), you’ll have to listen to the latest AITH PODCAST!.