It’s directed by Roland Joffe (THE MISSION), it stars uber hottie on
two legs/lips/tits Elisha Cuthbert …and it SUCKS BALLS??? How does that
happen? Not sure… but the shameless
SAW rip-off
CAPTIVITY pulled that one off effortlessly
(Read my review of it here).
With its limited theatrical release soon upon us (May 18 2007), the poster for the flick just flashed us online (see
above). VERY SLICK POSTER! Too bad the movie blows harder than a hooker on prom
night wearing knee pads with ice cubes in her mouth. Too bad…
You see that flawless body? ONLY reason to CONSIDER seeing Captivity. ONLY!