Go-to Hollywood spoof purveyors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer are now poking some undoubtedly painfully humorless fun at the scantily clad man-beefs of 300 with the upcoming MEET THE SPARTANS. In an effort to also cater to the hetero male populace, however, they’ve arranged for the impossibly gorgeous Carmen Electra to date you! Yes, you! I’m kidding, of course. Carmen wouldn’t date you. It’s not you, it’s just that she’s…well, it is you. Anyhoo, so you won’t be dating her date but if you upload a picture and phone number to THIS SITE, you can see a video of her pining over you and possibly get a call from her doing the same. Neato, right? The film is set for release January 25th.
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