Imagine the demon spawn of this unholy union!
No, you’re not looking at an outtake from a lost “Two and a Half Men” episode, this is the first official still from Dimension Films’ SCARY MOVIE 5. The studio helpfully provided the following caption to accompany it:
“First look photo: Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen, the ultimate Hollywood hookup, in their outrageous, sexy and hilarious opening scene in the upcoming SCARY MOVIE 5 …coming to theaters in 2013”
Oh, I’m sure it’s completely and utterly outrageous – not to mention sexy. What isn’t sexy about these two human gram bags?
The comedy, which also stars Terry Crews, Ashley Tisdale, Heather Locklear, Craig Bierko and Molly Shannon, will be a BLACK SWAN spoof, and comes out next year.