Directed by Michael Roesch (but produced by Uwe Boll), and starring Rick Yune, Lance Henriksen, Rachel Specter, Bill Moseley, Danny Trejo, Natassia Malthe, Michael Pare, and P.J. Soles, ALONE IN THE DARK 2 (or is it II?) goes a little something like this: When the night falls, and the creatures of the dark are crawling out of the shadows, there is only one man who stands between us and evil: Edward Carnby. One of the most popular characters in video game history, Edward Carnby returns for a second mission, who joins forces with a team of witch hunters to track down the dangerous witch Elisabeth Dexter.
If that doesn’t make you scream WTF, then the trailer below will. Talking too much about it will do the trailer injustice–it definitely speaks for itself. However, I will say this: when the f*ck did Lance Henriksen start looking so damn old? Seriously, the guy put on an additional 40 years to be in this movie. Yikes! ALONE IN THE DARK II hits DVD everywhere January 26.