Now, granted the pic above doesn’t exactly scream the kind of horror that AITH normally writes on. However, the title of the flick from which that pic derives does delve deeply into something else that we here at AITH care about in huge amounts—boooooooobs!!!! The title is CLEAVAGEFIELD and the hope is that it will contain a multitude of titillating ta-tas. With a title like that, I’m sure it will deliver the most-likely-silicone-enhanced “goods” by the bra-full. You guys beginning to catch my drift?
Yes, this movie is a parody of CLOVERFIELD and, believe it or not, what you see up top actually is what the monster looks like. I keep thinking of “Yoshi” from Super Mario Bros. However, I really doubt that the ferocity of the monster will be why people (mostly dudes) tune in to this flick. The plot probably doesn’t matter much either, but here it is:
A bunch of hot chicks are having a slumber party for their friend Tiffany, who’s off to Sweden to make a high end Triple X movie. The festivities are in high gear; but then a giant monster inexplicably invades Los Angeles. One girl videos everything as the babes make a run for it through the city. But there are more things to beware of beside the monster. According to some naked hotties seen in an alley way, the monster is covered with moth-mites that drop off its slimy body then attack unwary female victims, chewing off their clothes. It’s a harrowing night for all involved.
CLEAVAGEFIELD is coming our way from B-movie maestro director Jim Wynorski (BUSTY COPS). It stars bodacious beauties Desiree Carey, Dallas Lowe, and Tylene Buck (below). For all those who subscribe to Cinemax, you’re in luck because that is precisely where this flick will be premiering on April 1st. No foolin’.