If you’re that rare breed of person who enjoys on occasion, the removing of money from your wallet, and the subsequent setting of said money on fire just to watch it burn, then we’ve got a hell of a deal for you today. Hasbro are releasing a Limited Edition (this means it is expensive) toy for the CLOVERFIELD monster. Admittedly it is pretty sweet, but for a hundred bucks? Maybe I wouldn’t be so bitter if I were being paid for this. I just live in JoBlo’s basement where I write for eight hours and then spend the evening sewing clothes for him, his family and for retail in the black markets of the Far East. If you are interested in the toy, in addition to the ability to make you later in life wonder where a hundred bucks went, here are the rest of its features:
* 70 points of articulation and incredible life-like detail
* Authentic sound
* 14” tall
* 10 parasites (Something else, also terrible)
* Two interchangeable heads (One for smart/casual and the other for general destruction)
* Statue of Liberty head accessory
* Special Cloverfield collector’s edition packaging
Click HERE to get your very own!
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