Now that’s what’s Hap’nin! A fairly cool German poster has been displayed over at BlairWitch.de, showing what’s either part of the film’s mysterious central plague, or the fallout after of the movie’s premiere, as a disillusioned and disgusted audience resorts to suicide after yet another M. Night Shyamalan stinkfest… Trying to be an optimist, I’ll go with the former choice… For now…
Of course, all we know now is that the movie features Mark Wahlberg and Zooey Deschanel as members of a family on the run from some unknown global crisis that seems to include people offing themselves. Maybe it’s the fact that there’s a t.v. show about Lindsay Lohan’s mom on E!? Yep, it’s truly the end of the f*cking world.
THE HAPPENING, also starring John Leguizamo and Betty Buckley, opens on June 13. Prepare yourself for the worst, it’ll be easier that way… And don’t forget to check out our RED-BAND trailer HERE!