Those are the ruminations of a plastic bag. A plastic bag voiced by psychotic/brilliant German filmmaker Werner Herzog. Do you really need another reason to watch?
Synopsis: This short film by American director Ramin Bahrani (Goodbye Solo) traces the epic, existential journey of a plastic bag (voiced by Werner Herzog) searching for its lost maker, the woman who took it home from the store and eventually discarded it. Along the way, it encounters strange creatures, experiences love in the sky, grieves the loss of its beloved maker, and tries to grasp its purpose in the world.