Dead cheese in your house

For better or for worse, the Uwe Boll-free HOUSE OF THE DEAD 2 trailer has hit the net, with all that cheesy goodness that you’ll either laugh/cry/hurl at, or a combo of the three. Props to all the schmoes who pointed the link out for us, which you can find here, in glorious RealPlayer (does anyone use this format for video, anymore?).

Directed by Michael Hurst and starring Emmanuelle Vaugier, Ed Quinn, Victoria Pratt and Sticky Fingaz (geez man, wash your hands!), the film (supposedly) picks up where the first film left off, with government ops investigating the island and the mysterious house, and blowing away zombies in the process. Look for Sig Haig (THE DEVIL’S REJECTS) as a professor trying to pull a Herbert West and reanimate dead people, who ends up dead himself.