Debbie Rochon, Eliza Swenson (POCAHAUNTUS), Elske McCain (below), Elissa Dowling, and Kristin Burke.
After reading through that titty-ful tally, do you even care what the plot is about? Well, I’m going to give it to you anyway. Here ya go:
Four old friends reunite a year after college to celebrate one of their upcoming marriages by having a wild bachelor party weekend at a secluded lakeside cabin. As the weekend gets started and the partying kicks into high gear, one of the group, Ryan, falls instantly in love with Claire, a waitress at the local bar.
As Ryan and Claire’s love grows fast, so does the tension as the group finds out they are not alone on the lake and come face to face with a family of beautiful, seductive, & sadistic Sirens. This family of Sirens has managed to stay hidden on the lake for centuries, luring fishermen & boats to their deaths with their irresistibly alluring songs. To survive, Ryan and everyone will have to face the music and realize the secrets behind Claire’s hidden past.
Well, that covers just about everything you’d expect from a flick titled SIREN LAKE, right? It even throws in a little Greek mythology with the whole “Sirens” thing. Who’da thunk a flick like this would have some educational merit? I guess the answer is writer/director Michelle Fatale (great name!). There are some dudes in the flick too: Jeff Dylan Graham and Larry Laverty. No word yet on when we’ll be able to take a dip in this LAKE, but I’ll keep my ears open.