DeVito Confesses

Danny DeVito will step behind the camera once more to helm THE TRUE CONFESSIONS OF CHARLOTTE DOYLE. DeVito also wrote the screenplay. The film sees a young girl (Saoirse Ronan) join a shipboard rebellion. Pierce Brosnan and Morgan Freeman will co-star. The latter, probably as an old and wise Black man.

I’ll be honest, I sat here for about ten minutes to try and come up with something really witty to say about this but I’ve got nothing. Not even a joke about how DeVito is really short. I can barely even concentrate right now. I’m going to see THE DARK KNIGHT in a couple of hours so if you were to open up my head right now you’d see that part where Mugatu brainwashes Zoolander, except instead of him licking the lollipop and dancing and shit, it’s Batman.