HALLOWEEN – December 18th
Last week I gave ya’ll the heads up this beast was coming, and lookee what I have here… artwork and specs, just as promised! 2 different versions will be released, both being unrated, but one being the director’s cut… not really sure how that works, but I’m not complainin’! The cover art here kicks the crap out of the theatrical poster (which blew chunks), and with these kind of features… how can you go wrong?
The Goods:
WHITE NOISE 2: THE LIGHT – December 18th
I hated WHITE NOISE. Seriously, what the f*ck was that? I also hated that it killed at the box office (in it’s first week of release, anyhow)… but you know what? I’m actually somewhat excited to check out it’s STD sequel! Maybe it’s because Nathan Fillion is in it (and he rocks), or because this has potential to take the awesome concept the first film had going for it… but to actually make it work. All I know is I probably won’t get much sleep until this baby’s finally released.
The Goods:
BIKINI BLOODBATH – December 11th
Debbie Rochan. Bikinis. Slasher movie. What the f*ck else do you need? While I doubt this will go down in the history books, this tale of a volleyball team stalked by a serial killer will likely be one of the more entertaining flicks coming out on DVD this year. Seriously. Half of you out there would probably pick this flick up based on the title alone… the other half would pick it up based on it starring Debbie Rochan. Either way, I smell a winner on our hands.
The Goods:
NAKED BENEATH WATER –January 29th – Because it features the word ‘naked’ in the title, and a chainsaw on the cover!
TALES OF TERROR –December 11th – Because J-horror is still alive and well, and here’s over 300 minutes of proof!
CANNIBAL LUNCHBOX TRIPLE FEATURE –December 4th – Because you can never have too many cannibals in your lunchbox… and here you get three!
That’s all for this week! Stay tuned every week for your latest DVD news, and as always, feel free to shoot me an email (ammongilbert@joblo.com
) for any & all DVD news, scoops, and easter eggs!