WE’RE GOING TO EAT YOU – November 21st
No, this isn’t the latest Jenna Jameson movie, but a hardcore horror comedy straight outta Asia. Starts off like a secret agent caper, until unlucky agent 999 stumbles into a colony of cannibals. Sadly, it goes down from there, hence the title. Not a lot of extras, but all you had to say was ‘unrated’ and I’m totally there. Plus, with a title like that… can you really go wrong?
LIVING DEATH – December 12th
How this is not the first, but the second poster/ DVD cover rip-off of WOLF CREEK is beyond me, but holy crow, this is frickin’ ridiculous! I understand the logic behind copying covers of successful movies, but I also see the reasoning of short on top, long in the back, yet you don’t see my ass walking around sporting a goddamn mullet, do you??? Sheesh! Who even cares what this flick is about at this point? As we say in Mexico: basura! Next!
SCRATCH – December 26th
Rats are a creepy breed- they’re mean, they’re ugly, and they carry more diseases than your mom on a Saturday night. Sequel to the highly acclaimed and relatlively unknown German love-fest REVENGE OF THE RATS, this beast is lookin’ to show shit like WILLARD who’s boss, or should I say, king of the rat movies. My money’s on the SCRATCH-attack, baby!
ALIEN – January 2nd – Because it’s a modern day classic rocking it’s 20th year anniversary- show this gem some love!!!.
LOOKER – January 3Oth – Because when models start dying due to plastic surgeons, you know it ain’t gonna be pretty!
RETURN IN RED – February 6th – Because if you’ve ever had doubts that radiation and bio experiments have side effects, you won’t after watching this!
That’s all for this week! Stay tuned every week for your latest DVD news, and as always, feel free to shoot me an email (ammongilbert@joblo.com
) for any & all DVD news, scoops, and easter eggs!