At this point do I even need to explain the FAST AND FURIOUS movies? To do so would be an insult to my time and your intelligence, so for your viewing pleasure here is the new trailer for THE FATE OF THE FURIOUS. It has cars, fight scenes, booty, Charlize Theron becoming the Queen of Cars in the craziest thing I’ve ever seen. That is until Dwayne Johnson guides a torpedo at some cars with his bare hands. Stop reading and watch it, you fool!
I mean, what can I say? This is shaping up to be the perfect movie for fans of insane, expensive, over-the-top absurdity where the phrase "damn!" is the only logical response. Just when I think these movies can't top themselves they go and have Oscar winner Charlize Theron throw cars out of buildings and have them flood down the street like the f@cking running of the bulls. It just goes to show you that, in these movies, it doesn't matter if you're baby-ass bald or have Bob Marley-style; there's always plenty of badassery to go around.
THE FATE OF THE FURIOUS arrives April 14 with Vin Diesel, Dwayne Johnson, Michelle Rodriguez, Charlize Theron, Tyrese Gibson, Jason Statham and more.