Today’s THE DARK KNIGHT news involves a magazine cover that Entertainment Weekly is running for its latest issue. You can check out the cover-story HERE. And yeah it’s cool, because you know, it’s Batman. But the real issue here is whether or not you will be able to find joy in anything after seeing this movie. I read somewhere that members of the test audiences have lapsed into states of complete disinterest in all things. One guy I heard went home after the screening and when his girlfriend and her twin-sister offered him a joint blowjob, he thought back to one of the scenes with The Joker and he was just like “eh… if you want…”