Far Cry trailer

Two trailers from the same director in the same week, what a treat! Today we have the trailer for FAR CRY starring Til Schweiger as Jack Carver, a retired Special Forces Officer who when working as a aww who the hell cares, it’s Uwe Boll, okay? You know what you’re getting. Uwe Boll could adapt Scrabble into a feature movie and there’d be explosions, mutants and exploitative sex-scenes. Although that last one is a major plus for this flick, and embarrassingly reason enough for me to see it, since it stars Emmanuelle Vaugier (SAW II), who is pretty much the hottest chick on the planet. I don’t know what happens in the trailer after she says “It’s too good of a story to pass up”, because all I can see are floating hearts, rainbows and panda bears cuddling other panda bears. I can hear the soundtrack though, and I don’t know how much it costs to buy the rights to music, but it can’t be that much if Boll can throw in the USUAL SUSPECTS score for what amounts to basically three seconds and for no reason whatsoever. Check the trailer out HERE.