THE FINAL DESTINATION joins FAST AND FURIOUS as the most ridiculous excuse for a title this year. What’s next, THE SPIDER-MAN? (rimshot)
The fourth FINAL DESTINATION flick is coming to theaters this August, and as you can see from the stills below, escalators and car washes are just a couple of the new implements of Death’s Design. Sooner or later Death is going to get its shit together and just straight-up shoot these people in the back of their heads; why is it always going through so much effort? Just do your job right the first time, and you won’t have to set up maniacal traps for all these dopes to unwittingly stumble into!
Ah, but I tease Death… It’s a great job you’re doing, keep up the um… good work. Bang-up job you’re doing…
See the poster below. The tagline is the height of brilliance, let me tell you.