Gonna be honest, it's a slow news day, so it's slim pickin' this morning. So, without further ado, here's a little tease for FIFTY SHADES FREED upcoming full-trailer. I mean, it looks like a FIFTY SHADES movie. A couple of attractive, rich white people having rich white people problems while also indulging in the most sanitized BDSM this side of EXIT TO EDEN.
And, look, I don't have a visceral hatred for this series as many on this site do. Don't get me wrong, I hate these movies (mostly for how they dangerously misrepresent the BDSM subculture), but it's also a fantasy for bored housewives, so I'm letting them have it. Not everyone likes seeing superheroes blow shit up, or aliens blowing shit up, or whatever the fuck GEOSTORM is blowing shit up. Those are power fantasies in their own right, so for the most part, I don't mind fans of these films indulging in their own. You don't have to watch it.
Either way, FIFTY SHADES FREED will enter theaters February 9, 2018, just in time for some unfortunate Valentine's Day dates.
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