Hah, this is actually kind of incredible. FIVE KILLERS just so happens to mark the union of the two people that I might just hate the most in the entire entertainment field. It’s almost a shame that Brett Ratner isn’t directing this thing because the repugnance that I felt for this film might fuel a small third world nation. The movie is instead directed by Robert Luketic (21, ugh) and is about a couple who fall in love while on holiday, get married, and then find that their neighbors might be assassins contracted to kill them. Well fingers crossed, baby.















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