


This week, with the release of Fast & Furious 6 speeding around the corner we’ve decided to dedicate this weeks Face-Off to the two characters that have essentially dominated Vin Diesel’s career (no complaints here) in Dominic Toretto and Richard B. Riddick. Now I have a feeling some may say this particular match up is contest in favor of Riddick, but when I was treated to a Dom Toretto cameo at the end of the mess that was Tokyo Drift, and damn near went full on cheerleader…I am going to have to respectfully disagree. These are both characters that Vin has loved to portray and it shows, both are full of machismo and it’s been great to see them brought to life over the years…but we all know the drill, there can only be one winner. Time to dissect.
“Ask any racer, any real racer. It don’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile, winning’s winning.”
“You can have any brew you want, as long as it’s a Corona.”
“I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I’m free.”
“You break her heart, I’ll break your neck.”
“You don’t turn your back on family, even when they do.”
“Pussy.”
“I got nothin’ but time.”
“Did *not* know who he was fuckin’ with.”
“Richard B. Riddick. Escaped convict. Murderer.”
“I truly don’t know what’s gonna happen when the lights go out, Carolyn, but I do know, once the dying starts, this little psycho fuck family of ours is gonna rip itself apart.”
“Think someone could spend half their life in a slam with a horse bit in their mouth and not believe? Think he could start out in some liquor store trash bin with an umbilical cord wrapped around his neck and not believe? Got it all wrong, holy man. I absolutely believe in God… And I absolutely hate the fucker.”
“Where the hell’s your God now?”
“Told you to ghost me.”
If you have an idea that you’d like to see in a future FACE OFF column, feel free to shoot an email to me at [email protected] with your ideas and some ideas for the critique to base your ideas off. Thank you and in the meantime…
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