Frozen poster

By Paul Tassi

Posted 16 years ago

I’ve literally never heard anything about this project until right now, but I found its concept interesting enough to write up. FROZEN tells the story of three ill fated youths, Kevin Zegers (“Gossip Girl”), Shawn Ashmore (X-MEN) and Emma Bell (GRACIE). who get stuck on a ski-lift in the middle of a blizzard. Please save your Ashmore-Iceman jokes until the end of the article.

It’s supposed to be pretty decent, though I’m not quite sure about the quote “Will do for skiing what Jaws did for swimming.” I think that’s probably only true if JAWS was not about a shark, but rather a few people who got stuck in the middle of the ocean and got tired and drowned. Or maybe, there’s an abominable snowman, who knows.

Check out the poster below, and click on it to head to ShockTillYouDrop to make it super-sized.

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Paul Tassi

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