With scads of bloggers tirelessly tracking and then effortlessly flooding the web with every bit of casting news, every new release date, and any set photographs regarding any film starring big-breasted women, I’m a bit surprised that I’ve never heard of BITCH SLAP. Apparently it stars A-listers Lucy Lawless and Kevin Sorbo, which makes its clandestine nature all the more surprising. Truth is, I have no idea what it’s about and frankly Scarlett, I don’t give a damn. The GRINDHOUSE-esque poster features women with bare midriffs and big weapons and it makes me want to do nasty things to myself. Enjoy!