This is not a drill. This is not a joke. This is real. This is something that's happening to all of us.
A movie called GNOME ALONE starring Verne "Mini Me" Troyer actually exists, and it's coming to DVD in January courtesy of Lionsgate Home Entertainment. In case you had any doubt, it stars Troyer as a killer gnome. Again, this is a reality we all have to accept now.
When timid college student Zoe witnesses a hit-and-run, the dying victim gives her a strange amulet. Suddenly, all those who have offended Zoe in her life begin dying horrible deaths at the hands of a malicious gnome (Troyer). When Zoe discovers the horrible history behind the amulet, will she be able to harness its magical power before the gnome begins killing those closest to her?
The DVD will include a behind-the-scenes featurette, which I'm sure is fascinating in its own right. GNOME ALONE comes out on January 20th on DVD and VOD. Prepare yourself accordingly.